Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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