On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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