I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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