Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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