Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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