You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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Where else would I get life advice?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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