Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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