He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
