oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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