you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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