trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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