Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You made out with two different species that night
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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