.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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