You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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