Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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