I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize