She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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