This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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