I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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