This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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