Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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