You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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