You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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