bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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