Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I party with great urgency now.
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