party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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