Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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