They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
