I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
