I wish I could teleport
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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