call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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