I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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