Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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