Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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