everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
is that a dick in a sweater?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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