so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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