Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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