Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
splinters make it hard to masturbate
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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