I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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