you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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