The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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