That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She has the best kind of daddy issues
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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