What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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