so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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