she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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