redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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