Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I believe in your delicious
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
