when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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