I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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