is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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