i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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