After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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