but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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