Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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