So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
i now understand why vodka
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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