So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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