sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
did i just pee glitter
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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