He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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