That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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